Timewaster of the month

Angry Birds on the web.

Tip from James Hudnall.

10-yard penalty for a non sequitur

These are priceless:

Tip from The Endeavor.

If you gamble, know when to stop

It’s explained in gory detail here.

Tip from Thnik Again!

Canuck statistician cracks the lottery

A Canadian statistician cracks the code for scratch-off tickets.  His discovery suggests there’s more than a few evil geniuses out there doing the same.

Tip from the Geek Press.

Thnik again! again

Jan Nordgreen’s Thnik Again! blog is back on the air.  Get your Thinking Caps ready.

Get a life, Mike!

Real Men have a sense of humor, especially about themselves.  Here’s a bad example:  Duke University’s Blue Devils coach Mike Krzyzewski had his widdle feelings hurt after the Indianapolis Star ran this picture:

Exemplifying the stereotypical humorless uptight legalistic organizational-man that he is, he issued a disapproving statement to the press and demanded an apology.  Worse yet, those dickless wonders running the Indianapolis Star caved in to him.

A Real Man would have made a bucket of lemonade out of this lemon.  Can you imagine how fired up the Blue Devils would be if the team, the entire coaching staff, including Coach Mike, and several thousand fans showed up to the game in this devilish makeup?  Dude, opportunity knocks only once, but you, Coach, were too busy looking in the mirror to answer the door.

Check your iPhones at the door, please.

Nevada authorities have gotten wise to a new iPhone application for counting cards in blackjack.  Too bad that "it is considered a felony to use devices to help count cards" in Nevada casinos.

I’m a Classic!

You’re a complex character full of spit and
vinegar, but with a soft heart and a tender streak that you try to
hide. There’s usually a complicated dame in the picture, someone who
sees the real you behind all the tough talk and can dish it out as well
as you can.

Tip from Parkway Rest Stop.