Why not an Outreach Workshop to buld self-esteem?

A band of pathetic sissies calling themselves the Central City Business Association in Christchurch, New Zealand, thinks they can use Barry Manilow music to reduce their problems with mallrats who "regularly spread rubbish, spray graffiti, get intoxicated, use drugs, swear and intimidate patrons at the outdoor mall."

I would suggest something more direct: regular security patrols; frequent arrests for littering, vandalism, and public intoxication; all seasoned with a moderate dose of reciprocated swearing and intimidation, preferably of the immediate and physical kind.  Rats live on garbage, and Barry Manilow is just another flavor.

Tip from the Drudge Report.

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