Behave, or I’ll unleash some Mozart on your sorry ass!

What a terrible waste of good classical music.  The Mozart Trick is most appropriate when you want to repel some people (teen-aged vandals and thieves) but attract others (big-spending parvenus).  Why not condition these no-goodniks by playing some the really lame music of the 40’s and 50’s?  Stuff like "Bimbo" and "How Much is That Doggie in the Window."  A couple of hours of that dreck, and they’ll BEG for Mozart.

Tip from Joanne Jacobs, where I’ve cross-posted this.

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