(1) The Korean Peninsula is heating up with China’s pet bulldog threatening to run amok and start biting South Korea, prompting American intervention.
(2) We have strong evidence that Chinese military advisors are supplying weapons to the Taliban in Afghanistan.
(3) Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell just got repealed. The whole GQBLT crowd can now serve in the Armed Forces openly and legally.
(4) All male US citizens 18 and over must still register for Selective Service.
(5) When the balloon goes up and we all go war, you gay guys are SO screwed.