Barack-O’s guest pianist played him for a chump. Can we swap him for some Chinese who don’t insult us to our faces?
Update (25 January). Tommy Vietor, official White House Thumbsucking Doubletalker, explains to the hoi polloi that it was not an insult. Yeah, piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. Too bad, Tommy, it’s YOUR leg.
Update (27 January). Guys! It’s a metaphor! You’re not supposed to act it out.