Say what you will about mindlessly surfing the Internet, I’m always learning something in my semi-random virtual peregrinations
- Those places aren’t sh!th*les, they’re “fecalized environments,”
- I had no idea the urge to knock 20 pounds off my lazy ass was “healthism,” and
- Skipping the purchase of a shooting vest kept me from becoming a “tactical hobo.”
I do have a long-standing peeve against the phrase “earth tones” when applied to clothing. In my experience that means dirt-colored, for which the widespread remedy seems to be washing everything together in hot water, so it all comes out a dingy grey, like that Abercrombie and Fitch crap the college kids wear. Not a good look, unless you’re a non-tactical hobo.