Menu was a hit. Just like restaurants! How did you do that? Shucks, t’warn’t nuthin’. Y’ jist wrangle up a menu in the Neutra Font, usin’ a consistent 40pt / 25 pt format for yer headers an’ yer items, drop in a dingbat, option-drag it to separate the types of drinks, save to JPG Continue reading By this criterion, I’m a 100% anti-genius
Social justice scolds are beginning to sound like my cranky old grandmother. They’re calling it “life hacks” (No more wasting food now…) was once just annoying common sense (…think of all the starving people in China/India/Africa). What kind of Slow Pony are you that you need to be told “Turn off the lights when leaving the room” to save a few bucks? Continue reading Oh, and stay off my lawn!
We admire the Dancing Bear, not for the quality of his steps, but because he can dance at all. Continue reading The Dancing Bear
Bummer, dude. Marijuana growing accounts for 1% of all US power consumption. It’s like, they’re so stoned they don’t care about Saving the Planet, or something… Continue reading Save the Planet from the Stoners!
Scientists make a career out of explicating the obvious Teenagers respond differently to drugs than adults, and early use may lead to long-lasting effects on brain development, according to new research. A study presented at the Society for Neuroscience meeting, in San Diego last week, shows people who start using marijuana at a young age have more cognitive shortfalls. Also, the more marijuana a person used in adolescence, the more trouble they had with focus and attention. Wow! Am I ever surprised! Continue reading Flash! Smoking dope makes you stupid.