I’ve long maintained that toxoplasma gondii is a pernicious parasite, and that folks with outdoor cats are taking a huge health risk. Turns out there’s solid research backing my opinion.
The psychiatrist E. Fuller Torrey agrees… His opinion stems from decades of research into the root causes of schizophrenia. “Textbooks today still make silly statements that schizophrenia has always been around, it’s about the same incidence all over the world, and it’s existed since time immemorial,” he says. “The epidemiology literature contradicts that completely.” In fact, he says, schizophrenia did not rise in prevalence until the latter half of the 18th century, when for the first time people in Paris and London started keeping cats as pets. The so-called cat craze began among “poets and left-wing avant-garde Greenwich Village types,” says Torrey, but the trend spread rapidly—and coinciding with that development, the incidence of schizophrenia soared.
Since the 1950s, he notes, about 70 epidemiology studies have explored a link between schizophrenia and T. gondii. When he and his colleague Robert Yolken, a neurovirologist at Johns Hopkins University, surveyed a subset of these papers that met rigorous scientific standards, their conclusion complemented the Prague group’s discovery that schizophrenic patients with Toxo are missing gray matter in their brains. Torrey and Yolken found that the mental illness is two to three times as common in people who have the parasite as in controls from the same region.
When’s someone going to do toxo testing on cat ladies?
I had no idea the urge to knock 20 pounds off my lazy ass was “healthism,” and
Skipping the purchase of a shooting vest kept me from becoming a “tactical hobo.”
I do have a long-standing peeve against the phrase “earth tones” when applied to clothing. In my experience that means dirt-colored, for which the widespread remedy seems to be washing everything together in hot water, so it all comes out a dingy grey, like that Abercrombie and Fitch crap the college kids wear. Not a good look, unless you’re a non-tactical hobo.
So I was suddenly confronted with a windfall of canned shellfish when our local WalMart Neighborhood store closed this month. I decided to get even more serious about recipes based on McIntosh’s Tin Fish Gourmet. She gives a simple recipe for Oyster and Artichoke Stew, which I embellished beyond all recognition into this rich, creamy (and low-carb) soup:
1 carrot, thinly sliced
1 celery rib, thinly sliced
1/4 red onion, thinly sliced
1 can artichoke hearts, halved
2 tbsp cooking oil
2 oz butter
1/4 cup flour
1 cup milk
1/4 cup sour cream
1 or 2 tins of diced clams, smoked oysters, mussels, or whatever
3 green onions, thinly sliced
1 large avocado, quartered and (you guessed it) thinly sliced
Saute the carrot, celery, and red onion slices in oil until the onion is transparent, then add the artichoke hearts, reserving the liquid for a bit later. When everything is nicely sauteed, set these vegetables aside. Add the butter and flour to the pan, and whisk into a roux. When the roux is bubbling and starting to darken, add the liquid from the artichoke hearts and any liquid from the tinned shellfish to make a sauce. Once it comes to a boil, add the sour cream and enough milk to get a creamy soup consistency. Add the sauteed vegetables and the shellfish, and bring to a boil. Then turn off the heat.
Serve in shallow soup dishes, topped with 3 or 4 slices of avocado and some of the green onion. This cries out for a dry white wine on the side.