If a price shot of B vitamins gives you the same thrill as taking a dump, why not save time and money, and go take a dump?
“Plus sized” is out, “fabulously sized” is in. This is the latest spin from K-Mart:
Now, in a push to move beyond labels, Kmart is calling their line of plus-size fashions “Fabulously Sized.” This comes at a time when body-positivity and inclusivity is on the rise with fashion shows adding curvier models and celebs fighting back against body shaming.
Curvier models? Curvier? Only if they’re trying to hook up with one of these guys:
Richard Bledsoe isn’t impressed with Conceptual Art
A certain segment of the glitterati like to flaunt their ability to see shit as sophisticated art as a badge of honor, for some reason.
and tells a delightful story about its early critics (“It broke!”).
I have to agree, and now I’m off to learn more about William Glackens, The Eight, and the Ashcan School.
If I asked this question of any of my students, I’d be tagged as a stone-cold racist. But the US Census Bureau is going to ask each an every one of us.
Tip from newgeography, where they have the full skinny.
I see that Chipotle Grill has chosen Nation Taco Day* to announce an exciting “new” addition to their menu–chorizo. Like everyone south of the Riviere Rouge hasn’t been eating chorizo and egg breakfast tacos since the
Eisenhower Lincoln Administration. Still, what can you expect from America’s innovator in digestive surprises, when they have a suppository** as their mascot?
*Or, as we say in San Antonio, “today.”
**If you haven’t heard it, ask one of your more knowledgeable and vulgar friends to tell you The Suppository Joke. Stupid, but funny.
Update: Chacho’s Tacos in Corpus Christi (San Antonio-by-the-Sea) sports the ne plus ultra of tacos. Betch can’t eat just (even) one!